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emmiesl: buildanewbeginning: sherlockismyholmesboy: foreheadtittaes: rectumofglory | 221cbakerstreet | holmesiandeduction | johnwatsonismyco-pilot: Books are stupid, read a fucking scroll.  Scrolls are stupid, read a fucking tablet. tablets are stupid, read off a fucking cave wall reading is stupid, listen to your fucking tribal elders tell stories. stories are stupid; just fucking make inaudible primate noises 100 years from now:Ebooks are so last century. All stories are programed into our memory chip implants now. 1000 years from now: Remember when humans thought they were the most intelligent life forms in the universe? Trololololol. I love this progression.

emmiesl:

buildanewbeginning:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

foreheadtittaes:

rectumofglory | 221cbakerstreet | holmesiandeduction | johnwatsonismyco-pilot:

Books are stupid, read a fucking scroll. 

Scrolls are stupid, read a fucking tablet.

tablets are stupid, read off a fucking cave wall

reading is stupid, listen to your fucking tribal elders tell stories.

stories are stupid; just fucking make inaudible primate noises

100 years from now:
Ebooks are so last century. All stories are programed into our memory chip implants now.

1000 years from now: Remember when humans thought they were the most intelligent life forms in the universe? Trololololol.

I love this progression.

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